Star Offenders

I guess Nicole Richie really learned her lesson. She spent an entire 82 minutes in jail for her driving under the influence of drugs.

I know I would be remorseful if I had to spend 82 minutes in jail.
Her stay lasted less than most Pauly Shore movies (most have an 88 minute run time), she couldn’t have even played a full game of Monopoly in that time either.
It took me 82 minutes for my chicken wings to come the other night…
(Picture: Access Hollywood)

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Here are a couple of stories that I really have no interest in talking about but figured I would share with you anyways just in case you care about these people.
Tim Burton’s Ex-Girlfriend  was told to revise her lawsuit against the director. She sued the Burton over assets that he allegedly promised her over their ten year relationship.  One thing that wasn’t included in this lawsuit was the two hours I lost while watching his remake of “Planet of the Apes”. Maybe there is a class action one coming?
Paris Hilton’s defamation of character lawsuit has been settled. Does anyone actually …read more

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So this isn’t really about a celebrity but it is a slow news day, we already knew Foxy Brown was going to end up in jail. Besides that there isn’t a lot going on, well except for Vanessa Milano being a total attention whore…

Apparently Lionsgate Cinema is suing 15 companies for using their trademarked phrase, “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” from the film “Dirty Dancing”. Some of the defendants include baby clothes designers and other companies in the fashion industry.

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Wow for the first time ever I feel like a real gossip columnist. My first ever Pete Doherty post…. My parents would be so proud.

I figured it was a safe bet to create my own Pete Doherty category on my blog, I am sure this is not going to be the last time I write about him.

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Wait my bad, that was Lil’ Kim, you know what they say it is impossible to tell female rappers apart, well unless they have paw print tattoos on their breasts like Eve.

In the battle of who can get arrested more between Lil’ Kim and Foxy Brown, it was Foxy’s turn at bat.

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On the set of the new Tom Cruise movie “Valkyrie” eleven extras were hurt after falling of the back of a truck.

All but one were treated and released from a local hospital according to AP reports.
The best part of the AP press release had nothing to do with the accident though. Apparently the Germans are not to happy with the “Risky Business” star.

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Here we go again.
CNN, you know the rather important news network, decided to cover Britney’s latest pool romp. Thank god for real news. You can watch their “report” here.

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Looks like singer/white trash icon Uncle Kracker is in some hot water.

(Mugshot taken right before he attempted to motorboat a prison guard.)
According to news reports, a woman told an off duty officer working at the Ess Lounge, that she was sexually assaulted in the nightclub.

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Sorry everyone, I have been a little busy the last two days taking care of some things. There are some stories that I didn’t want to ignore and didn’t want to wait to write about.
Looks like Ms. Lohan has yet another court problem. Just a note, the cops probably should have put her down.
Courtney Love attributes her new found weight loss to discipline. Yeah I know the first thing I think of with Courtney Love is discipline.

In the Ving Rhames case the LA Corner says that there might be another cause of death besides the dogs. Apparently Ving is already …read more

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Apparently Michael Jackson is too good to pay his legal bills, I mean why would you want to pay a law firm that deal with some side issues for you during your child molestation case?

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