Kid Rock and Tommy Lee fight over who has the worst case of Herpes
Well the MTV Video Music Awards…. err I mean the MTV lets create a spectacle over something that we don’t show anymore aired last night. I can’t say that I viewed the whole thing because gambling on football and the return of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” takes precedence.
I did see the opening act and I hate to tell you Brit, you don’t have the body you used to. I think Sarah Silverman said it best when she said that you had accomplished everything that you would in life by the age of 25.
The highlight of the show was something that we didn’t see on camera.

Apparently Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got into a scuffle back stage leading Rock (can you refer to that like it is his last name?), to get cited for misdemeanor battery.
Reports about the incident have been a little fuzzy with it ranging for Rock just walking up and decking him to Lee antagonizing him and making the first move towards him.
This could possibly answer the age old question… herpes vs. chlamydia who would win?
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um, Kev, i know you know this should be PRECEDENCE, right? hahaha! “I can’t say that I viewed the whole thing because gambling on football and the return of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” takes president.”
I should never blog in the morning… ever
Boy, am I glad I watched porn online instead of settling for the Britney Spears opening act at the VMAs – and an apt new title I might add.
Eyewitness reports say Lee antagonized Rock. Rock backhanded him then clocked him with a nice hook. Then Lee was kicked out. Rock kicked his ass. Maybe he wasnt lying when he did the song “American Badass”
Yeah but it is like having two crackheads in an alley fight over a piece of meat
according to Sway who saw the whole thing, Rock came up like a p%%sy and sucker punched Lee.
even girls fight better than that.
The whole show was only made good by the fact The Foo Fighters were on, and the behind the scenes fighting. Other than that, it sucked outloud.
Chlmaydia would win. It’s more popular than herpes.
you may not have seen it on air, but that didn’t stop MTV from putting it all over their website!!
view it here:
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1569305/20070910/lee_tommy.jhtml
They both screwed Pamela Anderson. Maybe thats why they fought.