Star Offenders

Paul McCartney didn’t show up for his last day of the hearing involving his divorce from ex-wife Heather Mills.
The reason? Sir Paul thinks that he can save millions by letting a judge decide how much he is to give Mucca.
Apparently, Heather Mills wants an upwards of $100 million from the ex-Beatle.
Now the decision is going to be up to a judge to divvy up Paul’s cash. If she was smart, she should’ve taken what Paul was offering her.
I said IF, didn’t I?

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Sources say that Lindsay Lohan is taking many of the same drugs as tragic actor Heath Ledger.
Michael Lohan claims that Lindsay has been prescribed many of the same drugs that Heath Ledger was taking when he died of an accidental overdose late last month.
He said: “Even before Heath’s death, I told Lindsay that I’m very concerned about the pills she’s taking. Doctors had Lindsay on Oxycontin when she broke her wrist.
“They also had her on Adderall for her Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), Xanax for depression and anxiety and Ambien for insomnia.”
Hopefully she doesn’t meet the same …read more

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Recovering popwreck Britney Spears caused a bit of chaos after leaving Fred Segal wearing a black $200 top that she hadn’t paid for.
Her assistant and bodyguards then argued with the store’s staff and with cops and fans. They said that Britney simply forgot to fork over the cash for the long-sleeved vest. She was not arrested.
A shopper said: “Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people.
“The staff were just staring at each other, then said ‘I think she’s taken a top’. There …read more

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Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been swapping signed photographs of her to cellmates for heroin, sources say.
When Amy visits, he asks her to personalize little notes for the sudden Winehouse jail fans. Reportedly, Blake’s cell mates give him a “Joey”, which is a hit of heroin, for the photograph which they plan to sell on eBay.
So that’s how he overdosed!

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Sam Lutfi is not batting a thousand. First of all, he’s being hunted down to be served with a restraining order from Britney’s conservators. Now, he’s got the LAPD to worry about.
When Lynne Spears learned of what that douchebag was doing to her daughter, she signed a declaration to the court, earlier this month, revealing what he did to Britney:
“Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney’s pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdol and Seroquel. He told us that he puts them in her food and that was the reason she …read more

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In what appears to be a total publicity stunt, Bai Ling has been arrested for shoplifting.
Apparently, she stole a couple of celebrity magazines and a package of batteries. It’s a weird coincidence that she was uploading pictures of herself at the scene of the crime, to her website, moments before the incident occurred.
She was placed on citizens arrest by a shop assistant, prior to the fuzz coming to pick her up. She stole $16 worth of goods, in total.
Sources say that she was “cooperative and crying” when the police took her in. She was booked …read more

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Hope all of you have a nice and sweet Valentine’s Day!

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Valentine’s Day isn’t the most pressing thing on the Spears family’s minds today as they head back to court to see if Britney will be able to resume some control over her life.
Is Britney stable enough to regain control?
She was teaching dance class to young children earlier in the week with her new bodyguard in tow. Also, her father okay’d a visit from her boyfriend Adnan Ghalib yesterday.
She is now prancing around with new hair extensions, so she must be doing at least a little better.
Considering the fact that she has absolutely no control over her …read more

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The users at IMDB have given Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie the title of Worst Movie of all Time!
With 2,190 votes, Hilton’s latest film has overtook the 2004 ultra low budget indie horror film Zombie Nation, as well as other infamous cinematic crap such as Who’s Your Caddy?, Crossover, SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, From Justin to Kelly: With Love and Daddy Day Camp.
Wow, she really had some tough competition!

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Britney Spears is going to have a law in L.A. named after her, because it was her $24,000 police escort to the UCLA Medical Center last month which prompted councilmen to propose the amendment. The star was taken from her home to the hospital on January 31st in an ambulance followed by a motorcade from the LAPD.
The job of the motorcade, which included more than 20 cops, a helicopter and a team of intervention specialists, was to block off traffic ahead and behind the ambulance carrying Britney and to keep the paparazzi at bay.
The move has inspired …read more

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