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Video: Brooke Hogan takes us back to the 1950’s

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:48:23 +0000

This was done for her show Brooke Knows Best.

It’s obvious that this was taped before Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race. But come on, we as women can’t run a country because we’d be crying one minute and yelling at someone the next? Maybe her stupid butt can’t run a country, or even a toaster, but she shouldn’t be slapping women in the face like that.

Unless…..Brooke Hogan is really a man…that explains everything.

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Duane Dog Chapman busted for racist rant

Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:47:27 +0000

A&E star Duane “Dog” Chapman is embroiled in an ugly racial scandal.

On Wednesday, an audio recording of the Bounty Hunter star surfaced. In that recording, Chapman can be heard saying the N-word over and over and telling his son not to date a girl that is of color.

As a result of these revelations, A&E has announced that they are halting production on Dog’s show.

“We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action,” said the network.

Bad Dog! No bone!!!

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Ass Picker!

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:34:51 +0000

The gal scratching the crack of that lovely ass is none other than Katherine Heigl. Maybe she’s checking to see if her keys are up there since she seems to have misplaced them in her bag…

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Dumbledore is Gay

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:31:08 +0000

As if it weren’t enough that he’s dead, Dumbledore was apparently getting it on with his wizarding bud Grindelwald.

The question was: Did Dumbledore, who believed in the prevailing power of love, ever fall in love himself?

JKR: My truthful answer to you… I always thought of Dumbledore as gay. [ovation.] … Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald, and that that added to his horror when Grindelwald showed himself to be what he was. To an extent, do we say it excused Dumbledore a little more because falling in love can blind us to an extent? But, he met someone as brilliant as he was, and rather like Bellatrix he was very drawn to this brilliant person, and horribly, terribly let down by him. Yeah, that’s how i always saw Dumbledore. In fact, recently I was in a script read through for the sixth film, and they had Dumbledore saying a line to Harry early in the script saying I knew a girl once, whose hair… [laughter]. I had to write a little note in the margin and slide it along to the scriptwriter, "Dumbledore’s gay!" [laughter] "If I’d known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!"

Via bwe, the leaky cauldron Tags: harry potter, dumbledore, gay

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Amy Winehouse a Pot Head

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:30:49 +0000

This comes as a surprise, doesn’t it? Amy Winehouse has been arrested for possession of pot!

British singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway for marijuana possession and held overnight, a police official said Friday.

Winehouse, her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a third person were released at around 7:00 a.m. Friday after paying $715 in fines, Prosecutor Lars Morten Lothe said.

The trio were arrested shortly after 6 p.m. at a hotel in Bergen in southwestern Norway, where Winehouse is on a European tour, after a tip to police.

"They were found with seven grams (about 1/4-ounce)of marijuana," Lothe said. "She’s paid the fine, so this thing is over for us now."

Tags: amy winehouse, pot, arrested, celebrity justice, marijuana, celebrity

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5 Unsexiest Women Alive

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:22:23 +0000

Maxim, I love you all over again. Their list of "The Five Unsexiest Women Alive"

Sarah Jessica Parker
Amy Winehouse
Sandra Oh
Madonna
Britney Spears

I personally would have reversed the order on those.

Tags: maxim, unsexiest women, not sexy, ugly women

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Like, OMG, I have a pimple!

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:51:19 +0000

Looks like Lindsay forgot to use her ProActiv while she was in rehab. She’s got herself one whopper of a zit.

Oh, and for those of you who didn’t know it, Lindsay Lohan was one of the spokesmodels for ProActiv:

via lohangroupie Tags: lindsay lohan, proactive, pimple, celebrity

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“I Shaved My Head F You”

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:28:05 +0000

For your viewing pleasure, Britney Spears’ latest single, "I Shaved My Head F You"

Britney Spears Sings, I Shaved My Head F You! – Click here for more home videos

Tags: britney spears, parody, i shaved my head for you

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Jamie Foxx wears clip-ons!

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:12:33 +0000

Oh Jamie, I always thought you were so stylish. But clip-on earrings. Really! 5 carat diamon earrings deserve so much better!

That’s just so tacky.

Via inf ; Tags: jamie foxx, tacky, fashion, fashion mishap, fugly

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Making the Rounds

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:24:34 +0000

Here are a couple of stories that I really have no interest in talking about but figured I would share with you anyways just in case you care about these people.

Tim Burton’s Ex-Girlfriend was told to revise her lawsuit against the director. She sued the Burton over assets that he allegedly promised her over their ten year relationship. One thing that wasn’t included in this lawsuit was the two hours I lost while watching his remake of “Planet of the Apes”. Maybe there is a class action one coming?

Paris Hilton’s defamation of character lawsuit has been settled. Does anyone actually care when Hilton is getting out of trouble?

And finally… Comedy god Bill Murray was arrested for drunken driving of a golf cart in Sweden. Murray refused a breathalyser test citing American law… Actually you know what this story has been covered all over the place. Honestly, he was driving a golf cart, come on… Save your fake outrage for stuff that is important, like tainted goods for China.

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