<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Star Offenders &#187; Talkin&#8217; Smack</title> <atom:link href="http://www.staroffenders.com/category/talkin-smack/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com</link> <description>Star Offenders - all the latest celebrity scandals. From celebrity justice to wardrobe malfunctions, and all the juicy gossip in between.</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:46:15 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item> <title>Roseanne bashes Perez</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/10/roseanne-bashes-perez/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/10/roseanne-bashes-perez/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:41:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Talkin' Smack]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/roseanne-bashes-perez/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Roseanne knocks a punch at Hollywood&#8217;s most loved and most hated, Perez Hilton: perez hilton should deal with real scandal instead of being a useless tool of hollywood pimpdom Yea-h! Tags: roseanne, perez hilton Post from: Star Offenders <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/2007/10/real_scandal.php">Roseanne</a> knocks a punch at Hollywood&#8217;s most loved and most hated, Perez Hilton:</p> <blockquote> <p>perez hilton should deal with real scandal instead of being a useless tool of hollywood pimpdom</p> </blockquote> <p>Yea-h!</p> <p><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/roseanne">roseanne</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/perez+hilton">perez hilton</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/10/roseanne-bashes-perez/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>This designer should be fired</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/10/this-designer-should-be-fired/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/10/this-designer-should-be-fired/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:28:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Fashion Disasters]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Talkin' Smack]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/this-designer-should-be-fired/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ In the &#34;what were they thinking?!&#34; category &#8211; Patricia Field. World famous designer? Seriously?! Via inf Tags: patricia field, fashion disaster, fashion, fashion designer, smack Post from: Star Offenders <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="235" style="margin: 5px" width="337" alt="" src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fugly-stylist.jpg" /></p> <p>In the &quot;what were they thinking?!&quot; category &#8211; Patricia Field. World famous designer? Seriously?!</p> <p>Via <a href="http://www.infdaily.com/2007/10/wanted-stylist-seeking-stylist.html">inf</a> <small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/patricia+field">patricia field</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/fashion+disaster">fashion disaster</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/fashion">fashion</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/fashion+designer">fashion designer</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/smack">smack</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/10/this-designer-should-be-fired/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Wow Rosie is a headcase? Shocker.</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/wow-rosie-is-a-headcase-shocker/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/wow-rosie-is-a-headcase-shocker/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 13:50:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Talkin' Smack]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Barbara-Walters]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Rosie-ODonnel]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The-View]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/wow-rosie-is-a-headcase-shocker/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Rosie O&#8217;Donnell had an abnormal childhood? No&#8230; I can&#8217;t believe that. (where is the sarcasm font when you need it?) Looks like Rosie is writing an autobiography that is as unclear as her sexual preference was for years. According to omg.yahoo Rosie had checkered childhood that may or may not have included abuse. &#8220;There were many benefits to having a cast,&#8221; Rosie writes in the book. &#8220;In the middle of the night, it was a weapon.&#8221; Cryptic words that imply possible childhood abuse to some, though Rosie does not elaborate inside on why, or from what, she would protect herself with casts on her [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rosie O&#8217;Donnell had an abnormal childhood? No&#8230; I can&#8217;t believe that. (where is the sarcasm font when you need it?)</p> <p><img src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/rosie051.jpg" alt="Rosie_O’Donnell" /></p> <p>Looks like Rosie is writing an autobiography that is as unclear as her sexual preference was for years.</p> <p><span id="more-96"></span></p> <p>According to <a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/rosies-book-reveals-troubling-past/news/2405">omg.yahoo Rosie</a> had checkered childhood that may or may not have included abuse.</p> <blockquote><p>&#8220;There were many benefits to having a cast,&#8221; Rosie writes in the book. &#8220;In the middle of the night, it was a weapon.&#8221;</p> <p>Cryptic words that imply possible childhood abuse to some, though Rosie does not elaborate inside on why, or from what, she would protect herself with casts on her hands and arms as a child.</p> <p>O&#8217;Donnell, who lost her mom to cancer at age ten, would break her own limbs with a baseball bat or wooden hanger. She writes it was &#8220;proof I had some value, enough to be fixed.&#8221;</p></blockquote> <p>O&#8217;Donnell also felt that Barbara Walters was jealous of her:</p> <blockquote><p>For Instance, she writes that the audience would scream, &#8220;I love you, Rosie&#8221; during commercial breaks, &#8220;and Barbara tells them in this schoolteacher tone, &#8216;It is impolite to say I love you to one person when there are four of us up here.&#8217; Then a stony silence sets in.&#8221;</p></blockquote> <p>Rosie has never been one to be subtle, why is she starting now. Her book has been vague in a lot of the accusations that she levels. Maybe she should just stick to planning cruises and arguing with Donald Trump?</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/wow-rosie-is-a-headcase-shocker/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>The Most Pointless Stories Ever</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/the-most-pointless-stories-ever/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/the-most-pointless-stories-ever/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:46:53 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Talkin' Smack]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Diddy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Foxy-Brown]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Karate-Kid-III]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sean-Kannan]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/the-most-pointless-stories-ever/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Foxy Brown isn&#8217;t pregnant according to her manager, clearing up what her lawyer said about her in court. I don&#8217;t think I have cared less about anything&#8230;. EVER. Including home economics class. Of course then you have these stories, yesterday was a bit of a slow news day. Diddy&#8217;s Lawyer is angling to be the next Johnnie Cochran with his diamond ring defense.  Sean Kannan was nabbed for drunk driving, don&#8217;t know who Sean Kannan is? He was the bad guy in the third Karate Kid&#8230; Yeah I try to block it out of my mind as well Post from: Star Offenders <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070913/ap_en_ce/people_foxy_brown">Foxy Brown isn&#8217;t pregnant</a> according to her manager, clearing up what her lawyer said about her in court.</p> <p>I don&#8217;t think I have cared less about anything&#8230;. EVER. Including home economics class. Of course then you have these stories, yesterday was a bit of a slow news day.</p> <p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20070912/en_music_eo/bd559c2a530f_40fe_b33f_1cf00c543c9b;_ylt=AnCcniSSniZOCc9Df8sJPS5V.nQA">Diddy&#8217;s Lawyer</a> is angling to be the next Johnnie Cochran with his diamond ring defense.</p> <p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20070912/en_celeb_eo/f77fc160_c5a849b1_ba9d_1b7c103af571;_ylt=An69sw6kVCkvGhDG0TQbrmJV.nQA"> Sean Kannan</a> was nabbed for drunk driving, don&#8217;t know who Sean Kannan is? He was the bad guy in the third Karate Kid&#8230; Yeah I try to block it out of my mind as well</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/the-most-pointless-stories-ever/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Apparently Jesus Jokes Aren&#8217;t Funny</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/apparently-jesus-jokes-arent-funny/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/apparently-jesus-jokes-arent-funny/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:12:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Talkin' Smack]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Emmys]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kathy-Griffin]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/apparently-jesus-jokes-arent-funny/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Plastic surgery victim Kathy Griffin&#8217;s awards acceptance speech are going to be struck from the Emmy&#8217;s. Griffin was awarded best reality program for her show, &#8220;Life on the D-List&#8221; and gave a speech that got the Catholic League up in arms. Her speech contained the following joke, which apparently was judges unfunny and not politically correct. &#8220;A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus,&#8221; an exultant Griffin said, holding up her statuette. &#8220;Suck it, Jesus. This award is my god now.&#8221; Was [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plastic surgery victim Kathy Griffin&#8217;s awards acceptance speech are going to be struck from the Emmy&#8217;s.</p> <p>Griffin was awarded best reality program for her show, &#8220;Life on the D-List&#8221; and gave a speech that got the Catholic League up in arms.</p> <p><img src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ptcvr-griffin2-copy.jpg" alt="Kathy Griffin" /></p> <p>Her speech contained the following joke, which apparently was judges unfunny and not politically correct.</p> <p><span id="more-89"></span></p> <blockquote><p>&#8220;A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus,&#8221; an exultant Griffin said, holding up her statuette. &#8220;Suck it, Jesus. This award is my god now.&#8221;</p></blockquote> <p>Was it unfunny, wrong, or both? What do you think?</p> <p>Personally I think it was the funniest thing to come out of her mouth since&#8230; well&#8230; ever.</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/apparently-jesus-jokes-arent-funny/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>17</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Kanye Stands Up For Brit: Another Reason not to like him</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/kanye-stands-up-for-brit-another-reason-not-to-like-him/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/kanye-stands-up-for-brit-another-reason-not-to-like-him/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:06:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Talkin' Smack]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kayne-West]]></category> <category><![CDATA[MTV]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/kanye-stands-up-for-brit-another-reason-not-to-like-him/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Sorry to turn this site into the anti-Kanye West blog but he stood up for Britney Spears yesterday. On the Sirus Satellite program &#8220;The Morning Mashup&#8221; West was quoted as saying: &#8220;Man, they were just trying to get ratings, and they knew she wasn&#8217;t ready and they exploited her.&#8221; He then continued on to complain about his new favorite target, MTV. West who threw a tantrum backstage after losing all five categories for which he was nominated said he has bonded with 50 Cent over what they view as disrespectful behavior from MTV. &#8220;So why do you have me do `Stronger&#8217; in a suite, but [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry to turn this site into the anti-Kanye West blog but he stood up for Britney Spears yesterday.</p> <p><img src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/63201.jpg" alt="Kanye West" /></p> <p>On the Sirus Satellite program &#8220;The Morning Mashup&#8221; West was quoted as saying:</p> <blockquote><p><span id="more-87"></span></p> <p>&#8220;Man, they were just trying to get ratings, and they knew she wasn&#8217;t ready and they exploited her.&#8221;</p></blockquote> <p>He then continued on to complain about his new favorite target, MTV.</p> <blockquote><p>West who threw a tantrum backstage after losing all five categories for which he was nominated said he has bonded with 50 Cent over what they view as disrespectful behavior from MTV.</p> <p>&#8220;So why do you have me do `Stronger&#8217; in a suite, but you end the show with Justin?&#8221; he said. &#8220;I looked at 50 like, yo, we need to help each other as much as possible.&#8221;</p></blockquote> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/09/kanye-stands-up-for-brit-another-reason-not-to-like-him/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Nobody Puts Baby&#8230; wait I can&#8217;t say that?</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/nobody-puts-baby-wait-i-cant-say-that/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/nobody-puts-baby-wait-i-cant-say-that/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:15:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Talkin' Smack]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty-Dancing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Foxy-Brown]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Lionsgate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scarface]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Vanessa-Milano]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/nobody-puts-baby-wait-i-cant-say-that/</guid> <description><![CDATA[So this isn&#8217;t really about a celebrity but it is a slow news day, we already knew Foxy Brown was going to end up in jail. Besides that there isn&#8217;t a lot going on, well except for Vanessa Milano being a total attention whore&#8230; Apparently Lionsgate Cinema is suing 15 companies for using their trademarked phrase, &#8220;Nobody puts Baby in a corner&#8221; from the film &#8220;Dirty Dancing&#8221;. Some of the defendants include baby clothes designers and other companies in the fashion industry. According to the AP story: Lionsgate, a unit of Lions Gate Entertainment Corp., seeks to prevent the businesses from selling merchandise [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So this isn&#8217;t really about a celebrity but it is a slow news day, we already knew Foxy Brown was going to end up in jail. Besides that there isn&#8217;t a lot going on, well except for Vanessa Milano being a total <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/07/vanessa-minnillo-and-nick-lachey-have-sex.html">attention whore</a>&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dirty-dancing.jpeg" alt="dirty_dancing" /></p> <p>Apparently Lionsgate Cinema is suing 15 companies for using their trademarked phrase, &#8220;Nobody puts Baby in a corner&#8221; from the film &#8220;Dirty Dancing&#8221;. Some of the defendants include baby clothes designers and other companies in the fashion industry.</p> <p><span id="more-65"></span></p> <p>According to the AP story:</p> <blockquote><p>Lionsgate, a unit of Lions Gate Entertainment Corp., seeks to prevent the businesses from selling merchandise containing the phrase. It also seeks a court order requiring the defendants to pay restitution as well unspecified statutory and actual damages, treble damages and punitive damages.</p></blockquote> <p>I bet you all those people making knock off &#8220;Scarface&#8221; stuff are crapping their pants.</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/nobody-puts-baby-wait-i-cant-say-that/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
