<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Star Offenders &#187; Time to disown the relatives</title> <atom:link href="http://www.staroffenders.com/category/time-to-disown-the-relatives/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com</link> <description>Star Offenders - all the latest celebrity scandals. From celebrity justice to wardrobe malfunctions, and all the juicy gossip in between.</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:46:15 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item> <title>Jessica Simpson&#8217;s movie, Blonde Ambition, is a total bomb!</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/jessica-simpsons-movie-blonde-ambition-is-a-total-bomb/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/jessica-simpsons-movie-blonde-ambition-is-a-total-bomb/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 23:35:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Really Bad Screw Ups]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Time to disown the relatives]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/jessica-simpsons-movie-blonde-ambition-is-a-total-bomb/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Jessica Simpson may have set a record at the box office. Her latest box office bomb, Blonde Ambition, took in just $1,190 over the weekend. It was shown in only eight theaters in Texas, but that&#8217;s still an average of less than $50 per theater per day, meaning about six people showed up to see it in each location each day. Time to fire daddy? Post from: Star Offenders <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/blondeambition.jpg' title='blondeambition.jpg'><img src='http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/blondeambition.jpg' alt='blondeambition.jpg' /></a></p> <p>Jessica Simpson may have set a record at the box office. </p> <p>Her latest box office bomb, Blonde Ambition, took in just $1,190 over the weekend. It was shown in only eight theaters in Texas, but that&#8217;s still an average of less than $50 per theater per day, meaning about six people showed up to see it in each location each day. </p> <p>Time to fire daddy?</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/jessica-simpsons-movie-blonde-ambition-is-a-total-bomb/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Lindsay Lohan must be so proud!</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/lindsay-lohan-must-be-so-proud/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/lindsay-lohan-must-be-so-proud/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:30:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Time to disown the relatives]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/lindsay-lohan-must-be-so-proud/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s father, Michael, played Joseph in a live nativity scene to help recognize firefighters who died on September 11th. I don&#8217;t remember hearing that Joseph wore a nice brown leather coat while he was in the manger. And Michael left at 6pm. Post from: Star Offenders <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/michael-lohan.jpg"></p> <p>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s father, Michael, played Joseph in a live nativity scene to help recognize firefighters who died on September 11th. </p> <p>I don&#8217;t remember hearing that Joseph wore a nice brown leather coat while he was in the manger. And Michael left at 6pm.</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/lindsay-lohan-must-be-so-proud/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant at 16 &amp; Britney is in denial</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant-at-16-britney-is-in-denial/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant-at-16-britney-is-in-denial/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:28:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Child Stars Gone Wrong]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Time to disown the relatives]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant-at-16-britney-is-in-denial/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ US Magazine confirmed yesterday that Britney Spears&#8217; little sister, Jamie, is pregnant! Casey Aldridge is the father-to-be and they were both shocked. Shocked? Really?!?? TMZ is now saying that Britney went shopping yesterday and is either in denial about the whole thing or she knows something that we don&#8217;t: TMZ was with the popwreck tonight while she did some late night shopping at the Lisa Kline store on Robertson Blvd. As she left the store, she told the waiting throng of paparazzi and fans, &#8220;My sister&#8217;s not pregnant!&#8221; Ding dang, wha?! We overheard Brit Brit make the confusing statement as she [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jamielynnspears.jpg"></p> <p>US Magazine confirmed yesterday that Britney Spears&#8217; little sister, Jamie, is pregnant! Casey Aldridge is the father-to-be and they were both shocked. Shocked? Really?!??</p> <blockquote><p>TMZ is now saying that Britney went shopping yesterday and is either in denial about the whole thing or she knows something that we don&#8217;t:</p> <p>TMZ was with the popwreck tonight while she did some late night shopping at the Lisa Kline store on Robertson Blvd. As she left the store, she told the waiting throng of paparazzi and fans, &#8220;My sister&#8217;s not pregnant!&#8221; Ding dang, wha?!</p> <p>We overheard Brit Brit make the confusing statement as she left the private shopping session at the boutique around 9:00 PM. </p></blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/19/britney-my-sisters-not-pregnant/">Source</a></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/12/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant-at-16-britney-is-in-denial/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Mr Williams can&#8217;t you just learn from the Lohan Family?</title> <link>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/mr-williams-cant-you-just-learn-from-the-lohan-family/</link> <comments>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/mr-williams-cant-you-just-learn-from-the-lohan-family/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:58:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Time to disown the relatives]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://staroffenders.com/?p=16</guid> <description><![CDATA[  (Photo Source: People) Actress Michelle William&#8217;s father lost his appeal to block his extradition to the United States on tax evasion charges. The alleged amount that Larry Williams has been accused of evading is 1.5 million dollars. I am a little disappointed in Mr. Williams, doesn&#8217;t he know the correct move is to funnel everything through his children and sponge off of their success making them foot the bill? I am sure &#8220;Dawson&#8217;s Creek&#8221; cash could have nipped this problem right away if he stole some from his daughter a few years back. Technorati Tags: Michell Williams, Larry Williams, Dawson&#8217;s Creek Post from: Star [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src="http://staroffenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/michelle_williams.jpg" alt="Michelle_Williams" /></p> <p>(Photo Source: People)</p> <p><span id="more-16"></span></p> <p>Actress <strong>Michelle William</strong>&#8217;s father lost his appeal to block his extradition to the United States on tax evasion charges.</p> <p>The alleged amount that <strong>Larry Williams</strong> has been accused of evading is 1.5 million dollars.</p> <p>I am a little disappointed in Mr. Williams, doesn&#8217;t he know the correct move is to funnel everything through his children and sponge off of their success making them foot the bill? I am sure &#8220;<strong>Dawson&#8217;s Creek</strong>&#8221; cash could have nipped this problem right away if he stole some from his daughter a few years back.</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Michell%20Williams" class="performancingtags" rel="tag">Michell Williams</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Larry%20Williams" class="performancingtags" rel="tag">Larry Williams</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Dawson%27s%20Creek" class="performancingtags" rel="tag">Dawson&#8217;s Creek</a></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.staroffenders.com">Star Offenders</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/mr-williams-cant-you-just-learn-from-the-lohan-family/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>