Star Offenders » Too Funny http://www.staroffenders.com Star Offenders - all the latest celebrity scandals. From celebrity justice to wardrobe malfunctions, and all the juicy gossip in between. Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:46:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 John Mayer does crowd control for Bob Saget???? http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/04/john-mayer-does-crowd-control-for-bob-saget/ http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/04/john-mayer-does-crowd-control-for-bob-saget/#comments Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:00:40 +0000 http://staroffenders.com/john-mayer-does-crowd-control-for-bob-saget/ Post from: Star Offenders

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Too funny…love John Mayer!!!

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]]> http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/04/john-mayer-does-crowd-control-for-bob-saget/feed/ 0 David Letterman: Top ten Elliot Spitzer excuses http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/03/david-letterman-top-ten-elliot-spitzer-excuses/ http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/03/david-letterman-top-ten-elliot-spitzer-excuses/#comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:11:08 +0000 http://staroffenders.com/david-letterman-top-ten-elliot-spitzer-excuses/ Post from: Star Offenders

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Ya gotta love Letterman!!

#3 is my favorite!

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]]> http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/03/david-letterman-top-ten-elliot-spitzer-excuses/feed/ 0 Jimmy Kimmel’s revenge: He’s effing Ben Affleck http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/02/jimmy-kimmels-revenge-hes-effing-ben-affleck/ http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/02/jimmy-kimmels-revenge-hes-effing-ben-affleck/#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:38:26 +0000 http://staroffenders.com/jimmy-kimmels-revenge-hes-effing-ben-affleck/ Post from: Star Offenders

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I’m dying laughing here. There are so many celebrities that Jimmy Kimmel got to appear in this revenge video and it’s freaking hilarious!

I spotted Don Cheadle, Josh Groban, Hewy Lewis, Cameron Diaz, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, Perry Farrell (Jane’s Addiction), Joel and Benji Madden, Joan Jett, and McLovin from Superbad.

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]]> http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/02/jimmy-kimmels-revenge-hes-effing-ben-affleck/feed/ 0 Let’s play “Shoot the douchebag” starring Spencer Pratt http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/02/lets-play-shoot-the-douchebag-starring-spencer-pratt/ http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/02/lets-play-shoot-the-douchebag-starring-spencer-pratt/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:30:52 +0000 http://staroffenders.com/lets-play-shoot-the-douchebag-starring-spencer-pratt/ Post from: Star Offenders

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And Heidi Montag, that is. In case you haven’t heard, those MTV tards are planning on making their own video game. How stupid do these guys think we are? Seriously, first a fake reality show….next, a craptackular music video AND song, then they taunt Madonna and Britney Spears…now they want to saturate our lives even further with their nonsense?

Cuz you know, leaving a comment takes a lot of effort….Right!

Dummies! Who are they? Paris Hilton? At least when their money runs out, so does the saturation. So, bonus.

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]]> http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/02/lets-play-shoot-the-douchebag-starring-spencer-pratt/feed/ 0 A Texas moviegoer saw Blonde Ambition, wants refund http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/01/a-texas-moviegoer-saw-blonde-ambition-wants-refund/ http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/01/a-texas-moviegoer-saw-blonde-ambition-wants-refund/#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:00:29 +0000 http://staroffenders.com/a-texas-moviegoer-saw-blonde-ambition-wants-refund/ Post from: Star Offenders

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A moviegoer in Texas was asked to give her honest opinion about Jessica Simpson’s new movie, Blonde Ambition.

Angie Fayad, 19, hit the Cinemark Movies 10 in Plano, Texas (cost of admission: $1; half-off on Tuesdays), to check it out.

Here’s what she had to say:

“The flick, about a naive southern girl in NYC, is full of horrible stereotypes and bad dialogue.

“Scenes with Simpson’s love interest, Luke Wilson, are also pitiful. In one, they both unbutton their pants after eating pizza and sigh in sexually suggestive relief.

“Considering her dad, Joe, is a producer, I was creeped out to see Simpson in low-cut tops and sticking her butt out a lot. Bottom line: I want my dollar back.”

Source

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