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Janet Jackson can rest a little easier now. Her boobs are no longer the center of a gigantic controversy.
Monday, a federal appeals court threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS for Janet’s boob slippage at the 2004 Superbowl.
The court found that the FCC fine for the broadcast of “a nine-sixteenths of one second glimpse of a bare female breast” deviated from its 30-year practice of fining broadcast indecency only when it was extremely “pervasive.”
On the real though, she planned that crap. Why else would she be wearing that ornamental crap on her …read more

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Jessica Simpson is trying so desperately to cross over into the country music realm and be successful, but it’s just not working the way she planned.
She was booed by fans at her country music debut at the Country Thunder USA Festival in Randall, Wisconsin, this weekend.
Fans heckled her renditions of songs by Willie Nelson and Shania Twain. Maybe she should just stick to what she’s good at? And that would be being Tony Romo’s girlfriend.
Jess, if you’re listening: You’re never going to be Carrie Underwood, please let it go.

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Pete Doherty’s home has been robbed!
This past weekend, he was touring Madrid, Spain with Babyshambles when his Wiltshire, England home was ransacked.
Among the items stolen were a $2,000 guitar and three paintings that Pete created with his own blood.
Once the accused, now the victim! What they should’ve taken is that Kate Moss painting that he did.
Who’d steal paintings that he made from his own blood? That’s just weird.

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You aren’t experiencing deja vu or anything. DMX was arrested again, this time for allegedly giving a fake name and social security number in an attempt to get out of paying a $7,500 bill while he stayed at the Scottsdale Mayo Clinic in April.
DMX was also arrested this time, this time, and of course, this time.
Jeezus. He needs to get a hobby.
Dude, just give it up already!!

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An arrest warrant that was put out for Pete Doherty has been withdrawn just a few hours after it was issued. The warrant was put out for his arrest over missed court appearances.
Petey was due in court on Thursday, but failed to show up to enter his plea in the case where he attacked a photographer last year.
The magistrate assumed he had the correct address for the “former” druggie and issued the warrant for his arrest. However, following an intervention from Pete’s lawyers, the judge withdrew the warrant.
Pete’s spokesman says, “The matter has been resolved and the warrant …read more

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Khloe Kardashian served such a long sentence and lived through such a horrible ordeal that it should be a lesson to other criminals not to make the same mistakes as the youngest of the Kardashian clan. But seriously, does anyone know why this Chyna lookalike is famous?
Apparently, on the bus, a woman prisoner suffered a violent seizure which caused the “starlet” to be sent to Lynwood. Yes, it’s that Lynwood, the one where Paris Hilton did her time.
Then, a bomb scare sent Khloe to lockdown in solitary confinement. …read more

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Nast-ay!
Brooke Hogan has had sexy times with an actual person. You think it’s an old guy that looks just like her dad? Eww…I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Pete Doherty, after he missed a court hearing for the second time. He was expected in court yesterday, after allegedly attacking a female photographer last summer. He was charged with criminal damage to the snapper’s camera lens following the incident in Somerset, England.
After missing the court date, the magistrate issued a warrant for his arrest without bail.
Chairman of the bench Mr Nick Bernard said: “I assume that this is the correct address we have for Mr Doherty. He should have, therefore, received …read more

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their custody case.
K-Fed gets to keep sole and legal custody of their sons, with Britney getting increased visitation over time. And all parties agreed to that? I’m amazed, I thought she got her crap together and was fighting for at least joint custody.
They’re preparing to present the settlement terms to the Commish.

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We’re not exactly sure why Denise Richards requested an emergency hearing to get her children, Sam and Lola, away from their father, Charlie Sheen.
She said that there were serious issues at his home that need to be evaluated before the children can visit.
Charlie’s attorney seems to think that Denise is trying to drum up press to boost her reality show.

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