Brooke Hogan was on Chelsey Lately, where she talked about how she doesn’t speak to her mother anymore. It’s basically due to the fact that Linda Hogan is dating a 19-year-old and Brooke can’t get a boyfriend at all. Maybe she wanted Charlie Hill to herself?

She goes on to talk about the Playboy offer and says that all guys have seen boobs, but [motioning downward] is a little more graphic. How many guys have you heard of going where no man has gone before and surviving???

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Brooke Hogan has reportedly been approached to be a Playboy bunny. Now if that thought wasn’t gross enough, this might do you in….She hasn’t said no.

She’s thinking about it, according to her rep, and, “no decision has been made yet.”

Sorry if I ruined your breakfast. And what on Earth is Hef thinking????

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This was done for her show Brooke Knows Best.

It’s obvious that this was taped before Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race. But come on, we as women can’t run a country because we’d be crying one minute and yelling at someone the next? Maybe her stupid butt can’t run a country, or even a toaster, but she shouldn’t be slapping women in the face like that.

Unless…..Brooke Hogan is really a man…that explains everything.

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Nast-ay!

Brooke Hogan has had sexy times with an actual person. You think it’s an old guy that looks just like her dad? Eww…I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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