According to Hulk Hogan, Nick is a better man for the time that he’s spending in jail.

We all thought that Nick would have it harder when he was moved to the adult jail, but just the opposite is happening. Pee wee jail was locked up tight where Nick had to spend time segregated from the rest of the jail’s population. Now, he’s spending time with guys who haven’t paid parking tickets or their child support.

He says it’s the best birthday he’s had in a long time.

Hulk says, “He was moving through life and maybe not real appreciative of things,” Hogan says. “When this happened, it totally spun him in a 180. … It’s the best thing that ever happened to him. I’m not saying it’s a good thing. But it happened for a reason.”

Yes, retard, it happened for a reason! His best friend is a vegetable because he drove drunk. Duh!

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Nick Hogan is being transfered to the adult wing of the prison that he’s in on his 18th birthday. Why? Because there is a God.

He turns 18 on July 27th, but it won’t be a happy Birthday, because on that day, he’s being transfered to the adult wing of the facility so that he can spend some quality time with the other criminals.

I bet Hulk’s on the phone with someone at the prison right now trying to get this cleared up. And Brooke’s dumb self is gearing up a blog post on Myspace to tell us how unfair this is.

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