Star Offenders » Paris Hilton http://www.staroffenders.com Star Offenders - all the latest celebrity scandals. From celebrity justice to wardrobe malfunctions, and all the juicy gossip in between. Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:46:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Paris Hilton denied by Cristiano Ronaldo last night? http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/07/paris-hilton-denied-by-cristiano-ronaldo-last-night/ http://www.staroffenders.com/2008/07/paris-hilton-denied-by-cristiano-ronaldo-last-night/#comments Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:36:44 +0000 http://staroffenders.com/paris-hilton-denied-by-cristiano-ronaldo-last-night/ Post from: Star Offenders

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Sources say that our favorite heir-head Paris Hilton was at the same club as soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. He had just come from a business meeting at STK restaurant earlier. An insider says that Paris went up to his table and pushed her boobs together and tried to slide in next to him. But he wasn’t having any of it. Ha!!!

He must know that she has cooties….ha

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]]> Here are a couple of stories that I really have no interest in talking about but figured I would share with you anyways just in case you care about these people.

Tim Burton’s Ex-Girlfriend  was told to revise her lawsuit against the director. She sued the Burton over assets that he allegedly promised her over their ten year relationship.  One thing that wasn’t included in this lawsuit was the two hours I lost while watching his remake of “Planet of the Apes”. Maybe there is a class action one coming?

Paris Hilton’s defamation of character lawsuit has been settled. Does anyone actually care when Hilton is getting out of trouble?

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And finally… Comedy god Bill Murray was arrested for drunken driving of a golf cart in Sweden. Murray refused a breathalyser test citing American law… Actually you know what this story has been covered all over the place. Honestly, he was driving a golf cart, come on… Save your fake outrage for stuff that is important, like tainted goods for China.

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]]> http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/making-the-rounds/feed/ 1 5 Worst Celebrity Sex Tapes: 4- One Night in Paris… Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/5-worst-celebrity-sex-tapes-4-one-night-in-paris-paris-hilton-and-rick-salomon/ http://www.staroffenders.com/2007/08/5-worst-celebrity-sex-tapes-4-one-night-in-paris-paris-hilton-and-rick-salomon/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:40:51 +0000 http://staroffenders.com/5-worst-celebrity-sex-tapes-4-one-night-in-paris-paris-hilton-and-rick-salomon/ Post from: Star Offenders

]]> This is the second entry in my series naming the worst celebrity sex tapes, today we are at number 4, One Night in Paris Paris_Hilton_Sex_Tape

(Pic Source: Close Out DVD)

Anything that is shot in night vision automatically sucks. Paris may have given the worst performance I have ever seen on a celebrity sex tape. I would rather sleep with a corpse at least they won’t stop to answer their cell phone during the act.

I still have nightmares of her freakishly big eyes in the night vision.

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